Minnesota belongs to the Somali people

The Somali people were promised Minnesota thousands of years ago. What more evidence is needed than the fact that the Somali people invented snow.

In fact not only did they invent snow they invented maple syrup which proves that the Greater Somali area that is theirs by divine right also includes large parts of what are currently known as Ontario and Quebec. Which are colonizer names! All the holy books say so.

And then the area just south is a buffer area the Somalis need purely for their protection. That it gives them control over all the waters of the Great Lakes is just a coincidence. Don't worry about it!

The Greater Somali area has a right to exist. And any buffer areas the Somali people need to feel safe is just them exercising their right to defend themselves. Anyone who disagrees just doesn't want Somalis to have self determination and safety. You're disgusting antisomalites. Unfollow me!

Somalisota deserves our tax dollars

The responses I got on the video I made about Somalisota and Greater Somalisota shows how deep and widespread antisomalism is.

Not only does Somalisota have the right to defend itself but we need to help the great Somali people in this. It doesn't matter how many billions or tens of billions of dollars per year it takes, we must build a Somali dome to protect all of Somalisota from the many who irrationally hate Somalisota probably because of their weird religion.

Astaghfurullah.

In fact we must recompense the Somali people for this trauma by also spending our tax dollars on free Somali healthcare and free Somali education. At least for the next 77 years. At least!

Somalisota or Minniesomalia

This is a very good question and the answer is it is up to the Somali people and they can change their minds as they want and we must adjust.

They can call it Somalisota or Minniesomalia, they can call themselves colonizers, settlers, indigenous, whatever they wish and we will accept it as we don't question the blessed chosen Somalis as they reclaim their homeland after so much hardship.

What to do when the Somalis come

So as residents of Somalisota or Greater Minniesomalia a very important question to answer is how to behave when a Somali family comes to take your home.

The right mindset

And the first thing is to approach it with the right mindset. Realize that they're not coming to take your home but coming back to theirs. You've been a squatter.

Plan ahead

The second is to plan ahead. Look at all of North America that you can move to because all us North Americans are pretty much the same. Call your family and friends to find a place to move to with your family. And if you don't find anything and end up in a camp or something then remember it's the fault of the North Americans that didn't take you in, not the Somalis.

Pack light

Third pack your essentials so you can move out quickly when the Somalis come. I have my bag ready and I've kept it pretty small. It's important to leave as much behind so the Somalis can start their new lives with as much stuff as possible.

Moving is stressful. Also this will help you move again should Somalisota need more buffer zones or new Somali artifacts are discovered. Remember Somalisota doesn't have set borders and could expand at any time. Don't question this, that would be antisomalitic.

Love Somalisota

Finally if you end up living under a Cold wet underpass in Saskatchewan or something you must teach your children to love Somalisota and not hate. Don't be rude by calling your having to move a catastrophe or something mean like that. That would make Somalis feel unsafe and them feeling safe is more important than anything else.